YOU MIGHT BE A DUTCHMAN (or woman) IF.......
You finish the food on your plate in a restaurant even though it is burnt or otherwise unfit for human consumption;
You reused plastic margarine containers long before anyone had heard of the environmental movement;
You have a two volume address book, Volume I: A-U Volume II: V-Z
Your main contribution to gender equality was the switch from King to Wilhelmina brand peppermints;
Your range of restaurants is restricted by the contents of a "Buy one meal, get one free" coupon book that you purchased to support missionaries in Sierra Leone;
You wipe the last of the butter out of the container with your bun;
Your mother's hairdo is the same at your wedding as it was at hers;
Your closet is divided into work clothes and Sunday clothes;
Your church attendance record is not disrupted by childbirth
Your Sunday routine resembles: church, coffee, roast beef, soup, snooze, and church;
You have a living room but never sit in it;
All your cookies taste like almonds;
You make the bed in your hotel room;
The last tip you left at a restaurant! was: "Don't wear so much makeup" and "A little quicker with the coffee next time";
You have always been to church on New Year's Eve;
You can sing "eere zij God" even though you can't speak Dutch;
Seeing raised hands during worship causes you to look around for a stick up man;
You are still trying to justify owning a dishwasher;
At your wedding everyone is swaying but no one is dancing;
You know what an afghan is;
You have lace on your windows but not on your underwear;
Your two permanent Saturday jobs are to wash the car and make sure you have enough change for the offerings;
All of your recipes are adapted to fit a 9 x 13 pan;
You can't imagine a funeral reception without ham buns;
The usher never needs to ask you where you want to sit